Top 13 Things To Remember From Koh Lanta The Cursed Totem Episode 11

Bonchourrr the Totemix! The boom? The gas? Did it parry Koh-Lanta last night? Well, all the better, because today is the summary. So last week we lost two soldiers: Pauline, on direct elimination, and Yannick, on a daring but screwed up strategy from the ex-yellow. Ex-Gels who are in a bit of trouble and who will probably try to convince Maxime to let go of the ex-Reds who can no longer support him. Will it work? Will Olga find a new best friend? Are we going to see François shower again? This we will find out without further delay.

1. Anne-Sophie is the hospital that doesn’t care about charity

She is mad at the reds for betraying the yellows on the final council (by not voting for Maxime) when her strategy was to betray them (by not voting for Maxime either).


We love Anne-So but here she has to keep a bit of logic. Anyway, on Koh-Lanta everyone betrays everyone, and that’s what makes the beauty of this game.

“No, but the reds might just let us win”

2. Never let Nico register on an online gambling site

The man bets his ration of cassava and rice for the rest of the adventure against François, the only man who really knows how to shoot archery. Obviously he lost. And he helped François’ melon, which was already very ripe, to swell.

In any case, it will have shown everyone that François was good at archery, which could cost him his place in the event (spoiler: no).

In this photo you can admire two men and a melon

3. François de Macho

Amber brings in a fish, so the man decides to go get MORE fish than she does. It took his little ego to be touched before he finally started fishing.

And of course, when François brings fish, he wants to give it to THE GIRLS to cook. Oh okay, the men who hunt, the women who cook, we get it.


4. We like Fouzi, but hey…

“The Mbappé of Finance” ??? It’s no, Fouzi.

Look at this quality acting, it can be seen that he is negotiating an envelope of 500 million euros.

5. Francis fell

François’ melon was too heavy to carry, so he lifted himself. Some will call it karma, but we just hope it puts your ego back in its place (spoiler: no).


6. JC is bright

JC for the comfort test: “I’m still bad so far, so I’d love to win one day”

That’s the kind of honesty we value.

JC he doesn’t do much but we like him anyway

7. It’s up to you Denis

The reward for the comfort test is the famous phone call to relatives, and it’s Denis’ favorite moment. The moment when he can make any candidate cry by telling him about his relatives. He likes that, Denis, making everyone cry. He even likes it a little too much. It’s getting weird.

“So Olga do you miss your husband??? Go cry Olga, I will catch and drink your tears”

8. JC is a cook

Elected by neither of the two teams, the man is denied a comfort test and yet remains hyper fair play. That’s a real leader. Did we mention we loved the JC?

“I don’t blame you, either way, I’d lose it again this event”

9. The melon is not ready to deflate

Third win in a row for François, nice, but we would have preferred it to happen to someone who had less swollen ankles.

Be that as it may, thanks to François, his teammates in the event earn the right to call their loved ones (or their ex ????Seriously Bastien???). And as always, while one is on the phone, the others are pissing like dead rats. But really good stuff. Look at the pictures, they don’t even try to hide it.

The last time I saw so many people get mad was during my year-end show in 5th grade.

10. Uh wait, we zapped on Arte or something

JC’s rendition looks like a documentary about a nice guy who lives in the woods with his dog. For two minutes we had the impression of being at Arte. It was fun. I hope you enjoyed this little break because…

11. It’s time for the Queen Event!

Yes, it is the obstacle course, the test of real warriors.

With the ladies it is Queen Louana who wins easily. With the men Bastien wins, but really on the edge. The two must therefore compete in a blind maze, a test that requires only a little logic and cool-headedness. Traits that Bastien didn’t possess that was totally lost. It is therefore Louana who won the event. Really strong, this Louana.

Beautiful, strong, logical, humble: this girl deserves to go to the final


Olga found a PILE necklace when the yolks needed it most. Okay, when in doubt, we pretend it’s really a coincidence. In any case, what is certain is that the yellow gives a chance to blow up a red.

Anne-So and Olga decide to target François, but Nico, the double agent, continues to screw up. Well, even if it sucks, Nico is just playing his game. His strategy is good, and Koh-Lanta still is. But it sucks.

For his part, Maxime FINALLY realizes that the Reds are using him as a fuse to blow through just in case. But what are you waiting for to rebel Maxime???

“Uh, I don’t understand, they don’t like me or what, the reds?”


In the end, it was Olga who played the immunity chain, but all the votes of the Reds were against Anne-So. No success. We will miss her because she had the anger, the desire to win and try strategies. Without it, Bastien and Olga are clearly doomed.

Maxime felt hot in the buttocks. It is hoped that he will keep it for the future.

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